I think I had this hoLY SHIT
I worked at Six Flags when Space Jam came out, and since Warner Bros. owned Six Flags at the time there was a shitton of Space Jam merchandise everywhere. There was a girl at school I had a major crush for and she loved Tweety Bird, so I found a large Tweety Bird plush in the Tune Squad outfit and bought it to give to her. The next day at school someone mentioned it was her birthday, so I chickened out and gave it to her as a birthday present instead of as a ‘I like you’ present.
That’s pretty much the end of the story.
sometimes you just have to take the b-ball that is your past and slam it into the hoop marked “forget”