OMG this happens to me way too often but it’s SUPER DRAMATIC. my eyes water, I can’t talk, tons of coughing… when it happened in high school people would think I was crying
rygadune replied to your chat “winterhold guard: *to me* wait… i know you. me: winterhold…”
I’ve got my eye on you! *Doesn’t arrest me* *I casually steal the armor right off him*
KEEP AWAY FROM ME, SNEAK THIEF
winterhold guard: *to me* wait... i know you.
winterhold guard: *walks away*
in skyrim this dragon was attacking a town so while i was fighting it and saving everyone’s asses i accidentally killed a chicken in the process which turned the whole town against me like WTF people i just saved your town from being destroyed by a fucking dragon PLEASE forgive me for accidentally killing one of your 1000000 chickens UGH
is there even a hotdog in the bun