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shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

OMG this happens to me way too often but it’s SUPER DRAMATIC. my eyes water, I can’t talk, tons of coughing… when it happened in high school people would think I was crying

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

oh christ

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

oh christ

it’s time to party it’s 2am on a Tuesday get ur kegs

whY am I STILL aWAKE

whY am I STILL aWAKE

rygadune replied to your chat “winterhold guard: *to me* wait… i know you. me: winterhold…”

I’ve got my eye on you! *Doesn’t arrest me* *I casually steal the armor right off him*

KEEP AWAY FROM ME, SNEAK THIEF

i’m just having a lot of skyrim feelings right now

winterhold guard: *to me* wait... i know you.
me:
winterhold guard:
winterhold guard: *walks away*

in skyrim this dragon was attacking a town so while i was fighting it and saving everyone’s asses i accidentally killed a chicken in the process which turned the whole town against me like WTF people i just saved your town from being destroyed by a fucking dragon PLEASE forgive me for accidentally killing one of your 1000000 chickens UGH

totallyfubar:

…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?

is there even a hotdog in the bun