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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:



"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

missworded:

tami-taylors-hair:

image

"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."

I’ve never seen something so obviously written by a 17 year old boy in my whole life

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

there’s some working going on in my store and it sounds like a bunch of tubas dying

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

hey my eyes actually kind of look blue

hey my eyes actually kind of look blue

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad